Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

1x05 Relapse Into Refreshment

Air Date: 2010-11-09

Runtime: 22 minutes

Overview: Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.