🥔 Craig T. Nelson as Dale Ballard

Spudvisor

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

3x06 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

3x07 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

3x08 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

3x10 Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

3x13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

3x14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

3x15 A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

3x18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

3x19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

3x20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

3x21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

4x01 Graduation

Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love

4x04 Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love

A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

4x05 A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

4x09 Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

4x11 A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

4x13 The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

4x14 Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

5x03 Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

5x04 Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

5x05 Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

5x07 An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

5x09 The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

5x15 A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

5x16 A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

5x17 A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

5x18 Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

6x01 Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

6x03 Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

6x05 A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

6x10 Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

6x13 A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

6x20 German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

6x21 A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

6x22 A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

7x01 A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

7x03 A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

7x04 Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

7x06 Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

7x07 A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

7x08 An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

7x12 A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

7x13 Funeral (1)

7x14 Memoir (2)