🥔 Spencer Matthews as Self

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If You Want To Crack On And Go Head To Head... You'll F****** Lose

4x01 If You Want To Crack On And Go Head To Head... You'll F****** Lose

The More You Can't Have Someone... You Want Them More

4x02 The More You Can't Have Someone... You Want Them More

No One You Want At A Party Is Going To Turn Up To A Themed Party, Unless It's Versailles

4x03 No One You Want At A Party Is Going To Turn Up To A Themed Party, Unless It's Versailles

I Could Fall In Love With You So Easily...

4x04 I Could Fall In Love With You So Easily...

A Man At 23 Is A Bit Like A Girl At 15

4x05 A Man At 23 Is A Bit Like A Girl At 15

They're Wriggly Little Buggers

4x06 They're Wriggly Little Buggers

I Think You've Got The Costume Wrong Tonight Because It's Not Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

4x07 I Think You've Got The Costume Wrong Tonight Because It's Not Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

I'd Rather Die Than Be Friends With Her

4x08 I'd Rather Die Than Be Friends With Her

If I Wanted To Sleep With Other Girls, I Could

4x09 If I Wanted To Sleep With Other Girls, I Could

I Used To Charge Younger Boys For Bunny Cuddles

4x10 I Used To Charge Younger Boys For Bunny Cuddles

I Didn't Know Reindeers Actually Existed. I Thought They Were, Like, A Mythical Creature

4x11 I Didn't Know Reindeers Actually Existed. I Thought They Were, Like, A Mythical Creature

End of Season Party

4x12 End of Season Party

I Made A Mistake That I Wanted To Cover Up

5x01 I Made A Mistake That I Wanted To Cover Up

I Am Not A Robot

5x02 I Am Not A Robot

Of Course I'm Going To Say I'm Straight

5x03 Of Course I'm Going To Say I'm Straight

He Is Being A Tit

5x04 He Is Being A Tit

Kill Jamie, Marry Andy, Kiss Spencer

5x05 Kill Jamie, Marry Andy, Kiss Spencer

I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews

5x06 I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews

Is He A Fantastic Lay?

5x07 Is He A Fantastic Lay?

See You Later, Spenny

5x08 See You Later, Spenny

It's Very Rare To Find Someone Who Hasn't F*cked One Of Your Friends

5x09 It's Very Rare To Find Someone Who Hasn't F*cked One Of Your Friends

Hot Tubs Are Like My Nemesis

5x10 Hot Tubs Are Like My Nemesis

She's Becoming Spencer

5x11 She's Becoming Spencer

End of Season Party

5x12 End of Season Party

I'd Have Sex With Any Of My Exes

6x01 I'd Have Sex With Any Of My Exes

Your Friends Are All Pretty Rude

6x02 Your Friends Are All Pretty Rude

If You Are Going To Play Two Girls, It's Best To Play Two Who Don't Know Each Other

6x03 If You Are Going To Play Two Girls, It's Best To Play Two Who Don't Know Each Other

I Once Knew Someone Who Had A Sleeping Bag

6x04 I Once Knew Someone Who Had A Sleeping Bag

Your Buds Are Way More Important Than Any Girl

6x05 Your Buds Are Way More Important Than Any Girl

Willies Aren't Such A Big Thing, We All Know That

6x06 Willies Aren't Such A Big Thing, We All Know That

You Need to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone

6x07 You Need to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone

Let's Go For A Drink, Maybe Some Fondling

6x08 Let's Go For A Drink, Maybe Some Fondling

Fancy A Bit Of African Holiday Sex?

6x09 Fancy A Bit Of African Holiday Sex?

If You Knew Everything I'd Be In Deep Deep Trouble

6x10 If You Knew Everything I'd Be In Deep Deep Trouble

Miracles Happen At Christmas

6x11 Miracles Happen At Christmas

End of Season Party

6x12 End of Season Party

There's Gonna Be A Storm

7x01 There's Gonna Be A Storm

Doesn't Everyone Have Secrets?

7x02 Doesn't Everyone Have Secrets?

People Think I Look Like Karl Lagerfeld

7x03 People Think I Look Like Karl Lagerfeld

There's Difference Between Bro Code And Being-A-D*ck Code

7x04 There's Difference Between Bro Code And Being-A-D*ck Code

If Your D*ck's Working, Your Head's Working

7x05 If Your D*ck's Working, Your Head's Working

I Want To Be In Everyone's Breast Pocket, Caressing Half Of London's Nipples

7x06 I Want To Be In Everyone's Breast Pocket, Caressing Half Of London's Nipples

Everyone Loves A Toff

7x07 Everyone Loves A Toff

I Was Sucked Into A World I Didn't Know

7x08 I Was Sucked Into A World I Didn't Know

You're Like A Fat Tom Daley

7x09 You're Like A Fat Tom Daley

When Are We Getting Married?

7x10 When Are We Getting Married?

I Tried So Bad, I Even Got Naked

7x11 I Tried So Bad, I Even Got Naked

What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York

8x01 What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York

You Snooze, You Lose

8x02 You Snooze, You Lose

Prudders Is A Beast

8x03 Prudders Is A Beast

I'm Not Seasonal, I'm A Timeless Classic

8x04 I'm Not Seasonal, I'm A Timeless Classic

Get Out Of The Friend Zone And Kiss Her

8x05 Get Out Of The Friend Zone And Kiss Her

We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy

8x06 We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy

Welcome To My Playpen

8x07 Welcome To My Playpen

Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away

8x08 Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away

It's Like Looking At Bambi Before She Gets Shot

8x09 It's Like Looking At Bambi Before She Gets Shot

You Need To Grow Up And Be A Man, Period!

8x10 You Need To Grow Up And Be A Man, Period!

Do You Know What Carrying Around My Past Does To People?

8x11 Do You Know What Carrying Around My Past Does To People?

End of Season Party

8x12 End of Season Party

Let's Go And Get More Tanned

9x01 Let's Go And Get More Tanned

They Were Literally Just Force Feeding Us Relationship Foie Gras

9x02 They Were Literally Just Force Feeding Us Relationship Foie Gras

Oh My God, Tonsil Tennis Galore

9x03 Oh My God, Tonsil Tennis Galore

I Don't Want Two Girlfriends, I Want One Girlfriend

9x04 I Don't Want Two Girlfriends, I Want One Girlfriend

I Find It Impossible Not To Think About The Terracotta

9x05 I Find It Impossible Not To Think About The Terracotta

The Last Time I Saw Him I Was Naked In A Forest

9x06 The Last Time I Saw Him I Was Naked In A Forest

She's Coming Round To My House For Cocktails And A Bit Of Foreplay

9x07 She's Coming Round To My House For Cocktails And A Bit Of Foreplay

What A Mortifying Insight Into People's Choice Of Nightwear

9x08 What A Mortifying Insight Into People's Choice Of Nightwear

There Are Two Types Of People In The World; Radiators And Drains

9x09 There Are Two Types Of People In The World; Radiators And Drains

100th Episode Special

9x10 100th Episode Special

A Surprise Awaits Below The Surface

9x11 A Surprise Awaits Below The Surface

Relationships Shouldn't Be Stressful

9x12 Relationships Shouldn't Be Stressful

No One Ever Kicks Me Out of Bed

10x01 No One Ever Kicks Me Out of Bed

You Look Like A Unicorn

10x02 You Look Like A Unicorn

You're Digging Yourself A Grave

10x03 You're Digging Yourself A Grave

He Lives And Breathes Vagina

10x04 He Lives And Breathes Vagina

I've Heard He's Quite A Thorough Lover

10x05 I've Heard He's Quite A Thorough Lover

You Don't Get Anywhere In Life Without Visualising The End Goal

10x06 You Don't Get Anywhere In Life Without Visualising The End Goal

We Were Like Two Peas In A Pod, And Now I'm Just One Pea

10x07 We Were Like Two Peas In A Pod, And Now I'm Just One Pea

I Feel Like I've Been Put In A Naughty Corner

10x08 I Feel Like I've Been Put In A Naughty Corner

I'm All Over The Place Right Now, Emotionally And Florally

10x09 I'm All Over The Place Right Now, Emotionally And Florally

There's A Jamie Shaped Hole In My Life

10x10 There's A Jamie Shaped Hole In My Life

He’s Making An Armageddon Of Mistakes

10x11 He’s Making An Armageddon Of Mistakes

End of Season Party

10x12 End of Season Party