Self (1 episode)
Alexander Hamilton
Head Pixie / Sanderson (voice)
Self - Co-host (11 episodes)
Self - The Narrator
Head Pixie / Sanderson / The Pixies (voice)
Dr. Neuman
Rabbi Goldberg (voice) (2 episodes)
Buddy Baker (voice)
Quizmaster (voice) (1 episode)
The Pixies (voice) (2 episodes)
Giggles the Clown (voice) (1 episode)
'Spunky' the Elf (voice)
Self - Judge (5 episodes)
Ranger Wormy (voice) (1 episode)
Heavenly guide (1 episode)
Desire Fulfillment Facilitator (voice)
Juggy University Professor (117 episodes)
Rockin' Johnny Hot (voice) (1 episode)
Dr. Mopp (1 episode)
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Self - Panelist (5 episodes)
Ernst Stavro Blowfish (voice) (26 episodes)
Trivia
Trivia (voice) (1 episode)
Men in Strangemeister's Head
Sam Hinkle (13 episodes)
Clinic Video Narrator (voice)
Shellbach (1 episode)
Profession Wisenstein (voice) (1 episode)
Ralph Doyle
Dr. Ben Stein (voice) (7 episodes)
Dr. Ben Stein / Lionel Stein (voice) (1 episode)
Francis 'Pip' Pumphandle
Mr. Rugg
School Teacher
Teacher
Dr. Neuman
Curator
Eliott
Stanley Rosenfeld
Dr. Lillianfarb
Mr. Starnes (2 episodes)
Pip Pumphandle (voice) (1 episode)
Fred Herbert
Ben Stein
Loan Officer (1 episode)
Marvin Rotweiler
Major Snead (1 episode)
Nitwit Executive
Preacher
Public Works Official
Mr. Cantwell (12 episodes)
Book
Wichita Airport Rep
Stanley Willard (4 episodes)
Economics Teacher
Surplus Salesman