Deep Water Beach Patrol

Release Date: 2006-08-23

Runtime: 150 minutes

Overview: Two-and-a-half non-stop hours with eleven cock-obsessed, fuckhungry and piss-lovin’ dudes. That’s right—shots of surfer boys notwithstanding, nobody goes anywhere near the water to get drenched in this flick. Three piss-happy episodes shower the guzzling guys with warm gold.